I Went to Arizona and All I Got Was This Lousy Broken Shoulder

I Went to Arizona and All I Got Was This Lousy Broken Shoulder

We sprung for First Class so I would be comfortable for the journey back home. Economy seats on airlines are becoming ridiculously tight. Thank God I'm small but on a four plus hour flight jammed between the seat in front and two capriciously sized travelers to my sides, the skies ain't so friendly anymore. I haven't been so friendly lately so the thought of playing possum for an entire flight nearly across the country is simply a recipe for things to get ugly. So I went to Arizona and all I got was this lousy broken shoulder. The pain of…